_Mommie Dearest Mother's Day Pancakes
Pancake Recipe Mother's Day - Children are just as excited for Mother’s Day as moms are. It’s usually the one day a year a mom can sleep in - i.e. the main one day a year when kids won’t experience their moms getting out of bed in a bitchy mood.
Pancake Recipe Mother's Day - __trans Mommie Dearest Mothers Day PancakesListen, mothers are wonderful. I love mine. But why do they always awaken in the most fucked up mood? Does the idea of them coming downstairs each morning with mascara all over their face to determine their family piss them off that much? What in the world transpires inside their heads between the bedroom and also the kitchen?
The reason why the kids are so inclined to awaken extra early on Mother’s Day to make breakfast is to shut the fuck up. They’re sick and tired of seeing you so miserable and groggy each morning.
That said, you can’t have breakfast during sex every morning. So moms, the very next time you wake up, hit the shower, put some makeup on, pull yourself together after which go see your family. Kids hate seeing their parents miserable each morning. It sets their mood for the day and gives them a distressing glimpse into their miserable future.
If any 8 year olds look at this post, make these pancakes to your mom. She may crack a smile. They’re so good.
Ricotta Pancakes
1 1/4 Cups Flour
1/4 Cup Ricotta Cheese
1 Egg
1 Cup Milk
1/4 Cup Sugar
1/4 Teaspoon Vanilla flavor
1 Teaspoon Baking Powder
1 Teaspoon Baking Soda
1/4 Cup Vegetable Oil
1 Lemon Zest
Pinch of Salt
Put all of the ingredients in the blender and blend for Thirty seconds until the batter is smooth.
Allow batter stand at room temperature for Thirty minutes.
Heat a pan on medium-low heat.
Brush some vegetable oil about the pan, do not use butter, and pour a number of the batter.
Cook for around 1 minute or before edges are cooked and also the pancake is covered in air bubbles. Flip, cook for an additional minute.
Pancake Recipe Mother's Day - __trans Mommie Dearest Mothers Day PancakesListen, mothers are wonderful. I love mine. But why do they always awaken in the most fucked up mood? Does the idea of them coming downstairs each morning with mascara all over their face to determine their family piss them off that much? What in the world transpires inside their heads between the bedroom and also the kitchen?
The reason why the kids are so inclined to awaken extra early on Mother’s Day to make breakfast is to shut the fuck up. They’re sick and tired of seeing you so miserable and groggy each morning.
That said, you can’t have breakfast during sex every morning. So moms, the very next time you wake up, hit the shower, put some makeup on, pull yourself together after which go see your family. Kids hate seeing their parents miserable each morning. It sets their mood for the day and gives them a distressing glimpse into their miserable future.
If any 8 year olds look at this post, make these pancakes to your mom. She may crack a smile. They’re so good.
Ricotta Pancakes
1 1/4 Cups Flour
1/4 Cup Ricotta Cheese
1 Egg
1 Cup Milk
1/4 Cup Sugar
1/4 Teaspoon Vanilla flavor
1 Teaspoon Baking Powder
1 Teaspoon Baking Soda
1/4 Cup Vegetable Oil
1 Lemon Zest
Pinch of Salt
Put all of the ingredients in the blender and blend for Thirty seconds until the batter is smooth.
Allow batter stand at room temperature for Thirty minutes.
Heat a pan on medium-low heat.
Brush some vegetable oil about the pan, do not use butter, and pour a number of the batter.
Cook for around 1 minute or before edges are cooked and also the pancake is covered in air bubbles. Flip, cook for an additional minute.